Dead baby jokes Joke #40: How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?Stick a javelin through it’s head.Tags: falljavelinmanholeShare: Previous joke Next jokeMore jokesJoke #37: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?Joke #41: How many babies does it take to paint a house?Joke #1: What’s funnier than a dead baby?Share your thoughts Cancel replyIf you don't appreciate the joke, please just ignore and leave. The comment section is simply only for the ones who enjoyed the joke and would like to share the feeling with each other.Your email address will not be published.CommentName * Email * Save my name and email.