Dead baby jokes Joke #41: How many babies does it take to paint a house?Depends how hard you throw them.Tags: housepaintShare: Next jokeMore jokesJoke #3: How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?Joke #36: What do you call a dead baby, a rat, 6 week old bread and a gherkin?Joke #37: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?Share your thoughts Cancel replyIf you don't appreciate the joke, please just ignore and leave. The comment section is simply only for the ones who enjoyed the joke and would like to share the feeling with each other.Your email address will not be published.CommentName * Email * Save my name and email.